HAPPINESS DEPENDS UPON OURSELVES

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October 2010

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#crush #nicholas hoult
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Add your name next to your birthday and reblog. Lets see if tumblr can... → rachelleheartspiink.tumblr.com

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Add your name next to your birthday and reblog. Lets see if tumblr can fill the whole year.

kaylawendy:

 

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January 4 -Alyssa. http//vampalexa.tumblr.com/

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January 7 -Ericha thesummerscene.tumblr.com

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January 11 - Janet http://heyicrushyou.tumblr.com/

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January 15 - Belle erectionoftheheart.tumblr.com

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January 21 -MaryAnne Punzalan

January 22 - Johnny http://johnnyleungg.tumblr.com/

Casey (we share the same birthday Johnny!!)

http://smileandtheworldwillsmilewithyou.tumblr.com/

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January 24 -Axel Prince http://princedeath.tumblr.com/

January 25 - jackkk http://butchsucks.tumblr.com/

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January 28 -Sarah http://sarahcudaaaa.tumblr.com/

January 29 - MEYBELLE ♥ - http://www.lovingyoufearlessly.tumblr.com :))

January 30 - jayseaheart.tumblr.com

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February 1 - Laia

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February 3 - Bek. scratchrhythm.tumblr.com

February 4 - Louise :) http://explains-it-all.tumblr.com/

-Rachel- rachel2497.tumblr.com

February 5 - Jasmine http://shefallsapart.tumblr.com/

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February 7 -Sarah sarahphant.tumblr.com

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February 10 -ABYGAIL

February 11 -Amelia -www.ameliabaaa.tumblr.com

February 12 -caramelvisage.tumblr.com

February 13 -chikibambam.tumblr.com

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February 17 - http://www.HippieChica.tumblr.com MICHELLE<3

February 18 - Jessa Camille Santos

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February 20 - Karen♥(thechubbycheeks.tumblr.com)

February 21 - Arielle(http://iwillbeyournightmare.tumblr.com/)

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February 24 -Felicia http://forelsket.tumblr.com/

February 25 -Tamiya Nadine. ▲ (http://nadinecueto.tumblr.com/)

February 26 - Hayley :) http://zomghayley.tumblr.com/

February 27 - Amanda. http://iloveyougagaandstarlight.tumblr.com

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March 1 - Aileen :) usedtolovecolors.tumblr.com - ka- Bday ko si JB! Haha =))

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March 3 -Gayle (gaylelovebieber.tumblr.com)

March 4 - Cess (sweetcess.tumblr.com)

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March 7 - Ferdie Ace Cruzin

March 8 - Danielle Quigao:  countmygoodbyes.tumblr.com

March 9 - joanne www.promisethestarrs.tumblr.com

             - joshua deniablyunforgettable.tumblr.com

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March 17 -Jolina. reasonstolovejolenz.tumblr.com

http://awesomeprincess.co.cc (RAINBOWBEYSS)

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March 20 -Anh Le http://AnhLe.tumblr.com unbeknowstlove.tumblr.com

March 21 - Dianne. twosweetkisses

March 22 -Joshua - http://xpatsxjoshx.tumblr.com/ - Angelahttp://ohhsooangela.tumblr.com/ -

March 23 -mae - http://maejoson.tumblr.com

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March 25 - JUSTINJEXXRODRIGUEZ ! http://fknjexx.tumblr.com

March 26 - Joan - http://io-aa-na.tumblr.com

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March 28 - Jesie Gonzales

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Bella - http://bellasphemy.tumblr.com kirasuken -http://kirasuken.tumblr.com

April 1 -dereza aguas —>

http://rezanne.tumblr.com/

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April 3 - JerseySantos

April 4 -Naa Merley http://yelremaan.tumblr.com/

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April 9 - Allanna Margarita Armas

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April 11 -Nicole www.fearlesswift.tumblr.com

(and me 0.o Romeoh - http://priinceromeoh.tumblr.com/)

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April 13 -Gem Diaz (gmdbsklvr.tumblr.com)

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April 21 - Kevin! kevinbee

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April 23 - Sohng Yook sohnghoon.tumblr.com

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April 25 - Jade http://freebitchbabyx.tumblr.com/

April 26 - Amanda / pikacoker.tumblr.com

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May 2 - Daniella Nieto

May 3 -Rona. http://overgrievedheart.tumblr.com/

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May 6 - Dana. http://www.taylorificswifty.tumblr.com

May 7 - Darragh. http://brightmomentsbeforetheburnout.tumblr.com

May 8 -urdbestthingthatseverbeenmine.tumblr.com

-aishah -http://correctingerrors.tumblr.com/ ( hey we have the same birthday! :D )

May 9 - Alexandra http://idisneymcfly.tumblr.com/ (:

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May 11 -   http://alphaakennyybodyy.tumblr.com/ ;)

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May 31 http://www.ripping-stitches.tumblr.com

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June 3 - Lorrie: http://papermemories-.tumblr.com Andrew:http://originaltitle.tumblr.com/

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June 6 -Joshua http://joshuacgo.tumblr.com/

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June 13 - vivian , http://pockiequeenie.tumblr.com/      

June 14 - Chloe, http://imaginaryenemy-.tumblr.com & http://your-body-is-a-canvas.tumblr.com

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June 29 - Anna - http://selena-mcfly.tumblr.com/

June 30 - Sophie - http://1000fates.tumblr.com/ 

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July 4 - Bridiiiiie; http://gunsgobangg.tumblr.com/

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July 8 - Camille : http://favoritegiirl.tumblr.com

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July 12 - Dalyn. <3 : http://andheysweetie.tumblr.com/

:( Took mine. Nikki: http://devinetragedy.tumblr.com

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July 14 -Markjohnlloyd Tulio

July 15 -keizelle : khaezeecake.tumblr.com

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http://lovehersomuch.tumblr.com

YANA:)

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July 30 - Mirnel/Gab (http://girlinbraces.tumblr.com/)

July 31 -Gerald http://colormecliche.tumblr.com/

August 1 -allison www.flyeeerisme.tumblr.com

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August 3 - Monica: http://mo-nica.tumblr.com/

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August 20 - Jessica: -dustbunny.tumblr.com

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August 29 - Alicia: http://-uhhleeseeuhh.tumblr.com

August 30 - Lesh/Mon - http://monomial.tumblr.com

August 31 - Anna! :D - http://-fantasyfactory.tumblr.com/

September 1 - Gaby<3 http://saythatsomething.tumblr.com

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September 3 -angelica zafra

September 4 - Nadeen; http://nadeezzyyyy.tumblr.com/

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September 18 - Rachel :D http://dumblydore.tumblr.com

-Matt http://e1ectricthunder.tumblr.com

September 19 - Katie http://-butyoupromised.tumblr.com/

September 20 - http://astoundingalbert.tumblr.com/

September 21 - Janel(; http://www.sincerlyjanel.tumblr.com

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September 24 - Christina http://www.electriksunshine.tumblr.com

September 25 -Christina http://www.magicandmysteries.tumblr.com

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September 27 -aoife :)

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September 29 -Ella http://erawrheartjb.tumblr.com/http://imyourlatestobsession.tumblr.com/ Justin :]

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October 2 -Reeva http://vivalareeva.tumblr.com

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October 5 -Kaylyn (http://bestrong-believe.tumblr.com)

October 6-theguywiththeshirt.tumblr.com -Sharmay fuckyeahchlamydia

October 7 - Neysa http://laughingismydrugs.tumblr.com/

October 8 -Halina http://a-little-piece-of-halinas-world.tumblr.com/

October 9 - JEMMA! :) ; http://bracemyselforthegoodbye.tumblr.com/

October 10 - AMY! http://ayyyymeeeeee.tumblr.com/

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October 15 -Kaudrey http://rainbowcharm.tumblr.com/

October 16 -Jaycel http://fairytinky.tumblr.com

                 Janna <3 http://theskylove.tumblr.com

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October 18 - Angel!♥ http://justpaintitgreen.tumblr.com/

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October 20 -Teresa http://kissmeinthenightrain.tumblr.com/

October 21 -www.shebelongstothehurricane.tumblr.com

October 22 -NICAhttp://tokimika09.tumblr.com/

October 23- Courtney http://ishitducks.tumblr.com/

October 24 - Nessa http://-holdmetight.tumblr.com

October 25 - khimee http://khimeebees.tumblr.com

October 26 -Jessica http://crunchymage.tumblr.com/

October 27 - MIRE treysbabes.tumblr.com

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October 29 - Annie (: xmystoriesmylife.tumblr.com

October 30 - Carlo http://khromechronicles.tumblr.com/

http://candygirl03.tumblr.com/

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November 4 - http://annelovesmoon.tumblr.com. ANNE. :]♥

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November 11 -Jenny http://jennybowie.tumblr.com/

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November 24 -catherine :) http://michaii.tumblr.com/

November 25 - Abbey Mae :D

November 26 - Stephanie :) radioactivezombies.tumblr.com

November 27 - Mitchie http://emoprincess27.tumblr.com

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December 15 - Rachelle :] http://rachelleheartspiink.tumblr.com/

December 16 -Amber http://babbycobain.tumblr.com/

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December 20 - CAMILLE MARIE&HEARTS; &HEARTS; CamilleLovesBatman.tumblr.com

December 21 - http://emilyenjoi.tumblr.com/ Emily[:

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December 23 -Ari http://www.tumblr.com/dashboard&+http://ariiadne.tumblr.com/ December 24 -

December 25 - NOELLE http://tenedero-noelle.tumblr.com/

December26 - Meadhbh :] http://www.aftercalais.tumblr.com/

December 27 - Janelle (: http://www.ninjanelle.tumblr.com/

December 28 - Nina :) http://www.neenyamrvls.tumblr.com/

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December 30 -

 December 31- STOP NOW

Oct 30, 2010
It was my 40th birthday and I wasn't feeling too great when I woke up that morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone "Happy Birthday." I figured, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember." The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." I felt a little better - at least someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it is such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go. We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it is such a beautiful day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment, she smiled at me and said, "If you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." Mad at my wife for forgetting about my birthday, not to mention that Janet was quite beautiful, I felt justified in staying. "Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a few minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. They were all singing Happy Birthday ... and there I sat on the couch ... naked.

uhuhitsme:

mumaypogeee:

kimpiegaveadamn:

jackbracat:

carcrashedheart:

twomoreweeks:

andieisfobsessed:

holytittyfcuk:

myrandomobsessions:

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lovingeverypieceofme:

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-jenataliagaskarth:

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ROFL

OH MY.

OMG

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WHO’S GEORGE?

OH

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LMAO. OH NO HE DIDN’T!

HAHAHAHA!!

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#harry potter #gryffindor #slytherin #hufflepuff #ravenclaw
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“Dumbledore understood Ron’s importance in the trio. He wasn’t the most skilled, or the most intelligent, but he held them together; his humour and his good heart were essential.” —J.K. Rowling (via tapdancingspiders)
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Can anybody help me to find a design of a bookshelf for a small room?

Oct 25, 2010
#HELP #bookshelf
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#happy ending #cool song
She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?' The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.' Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?' The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.' Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of his hair?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.' Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them She lay down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep. It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Lying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said: 'Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day.. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own perso nal pen to write you this letter I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'where was He when I needed him?' 'God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children. Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore the cancer is all gone.. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that? Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me. (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60 seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves 'When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.'

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The first two photos are from Disneyland in Hong Kong. I just can’t get enough of Mickey.

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You studied with Hermione. You stumbled with Ron. You hid creatures with Hagrid. You laughed with Fred and George. You fought with Voldemort. You forgot with Neville. You got caught with the DA. You rebelled against Umbridge and Snape. You cheered on Gryffindor. You kept up the rivalry with Draco Malfoy and the Slytherins. You worked with Dumbledore. You stuck with Harry til the end. Now it's nearly over, and now all you can do is remember, and thank J.K. Rowling for the time of your life.

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suchaterriblemess:(via freeyourselfofthedark, greendaykitty13)

Can I just cry forever?

 And I’m sure, many of us will be FOREVER ALONE after this :((

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Listen

bucheencheen:

teukieismyobsession:

—> whoever created this piece of heaven, you are great amazing.

collaboration of these songs:

1. Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are
2. B.O.B. feat. Bruno Mars - Nothing On You
3. Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
4. Britney Spears - Hit Me, Baby, One More Time
5. Jason Derulo - In My Head
6. Justin Timberlake - My Love
7. Lady Gaga - Just Dance
8. Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love
9. Ne-Yo - So Sick
10. Michael Jackson - Black Or White
11. Snoop Dogg - Sexual Eruption
12. Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger
13. Taylor Swift - Fifteen
14. Taylor Swift - Fearless
15. Savage Garden - The Animal Song
16. Snoop Dogg feat. Justin Timberlake - Signs

EPIC!

THIS!!

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Skins Theme Tune Fat Segal

yourloveforeternity:

Skins

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I like how people would like to gate crash than giving you a silent treatment when they’re not invited. GROW UP!

Oct 12, 2010

DAMN! I hate it when this happens :((

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20 Ways to Survive a Horror Movie →

justcommabreathe:

A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.

  • Seriously
  • Abstinence is key.

2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.

  • I don’t care how good he says his weed is
  • he is cuckoo bananas
  • and he wants you dead.

3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.

  • There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance
  • “Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th”

4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.

  • If the killer can’t see you or hear you WHY WOULD YOU MOVE?
  • Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.

5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause you never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.

  • Someone will always be barefoot
  • Or in heels
  • Or just plain clumsy
  • And will sprain their ankles
  • And die.

6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.

  • Don’t walk around looking for people
  • House of Wax, anyone?

7. Don’t be a hero.

  • Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, you will die.
  • Hell, maybe even then.
  • I mean.

8. If you hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.

  • The killer is there.
  • Also your dog is dead.

9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.

  • The last thing you need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.

10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.

  • Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck

11. Don’t go into the basement.

  • They are creepy enough without you dying in one.

12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct questions about either the history of the home or the previous tenants, DO NOT MOVE IN.

  • At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.

13. Turn off the television (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.

  • It is obviously your wisest choice.
  • SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.

14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism. 

  • Move very very far away
  • Because there’s blood on your walls.
  • Blood.
  • Your
  • Walls
  • Are 
  • Bleeding.

15. Don’t act like a detective.

  • Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack you in a closet.
  • If you live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
  • But if you die, it is like the opposite of awesome.

16. Google the location you’ll be vacationing at.

  • If more than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, you know not to go there.
  • Issue. Solved.

17. Don’t get drunk. Or come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.

  • Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.

18. If you see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on you to scare you.

  • It is the killer.
  • ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that you in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
  • Killer’s are very sensitive about their disguises.

19. Don’t take a shower.

  • ONLY APPLIES IF:
  • It’s past midnight at the campground you and your sorority sisters are staying at or
  • The lock to the door doesn’t work and you hear creepy piano music

AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:

20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.

  • Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he?
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