Proud that I am!
- Sa jeep:
- Driver: Kulang bayad mo.
- Boy: Student po ako.
- D: Bakit hindi ka nakauniform?
- B: Wala po kaming uniform.
- D: Oh? Wag ka ngang magsinungaling. Tuesday ngayon.
- B: Wala nga kaming uniform manong.
- D: ID na lang.
- B: Wala rin kaming ID
- D: Wag mo nga akong lokohin.
- B: Oh manong, notes ko yan (pinakita ang notebook)
- D: Oo na, student ka na.
people that actually don’t reblog this
1. Money can’t buy happiness but
somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…
2. Forgive your enemy, but
remember the motherfucker’s name.
3. Help a man when he is trouble & he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because
it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then,
neither does milk.
I need a drink.
This is my house:
These are my notes:
This is my room:
This is my closet:
This is my hair in the morning:
and this is me dreaming i have all these:
Look UP for inspiration.
Look DOWN for desperation.
Look LEFT AND RIGHT for information.
But, I’ll delete the third one because I don’t cheat :P
Just kidding= Something truth behind it.
I don’t know= A knowledge behind it.
I don’t care= Emotion behind it.
It’s okay= Pain behind it.
=a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billions of other guys in the world.
How to say Fuck You in 10 languages.
1. Kisama - Japanese
2. As to thialo - Greek
3. Dorme mecum - Latin
4. Javla - Swidish
5. Fick dich - German
6. Cao ni - Mandarin
7. Fuck you - English
8. Ssibal - Korean
9. Chodela - Hindi
10. PUTANG INA MONG HAYOP KANG ANIMAL KA MAMATAY KA NGAYON DIN PAKYU KA ULOL BOBO NANAY MO TANGA TATAY MO ULOL KA MAG PAKAYLANMAN! - Filipino
Filipino FTW! :))
This seems more than a bit counter-intuitive, so let me explain. A comet’s tails are made up of materials breaking of off it, such as water droplets, dust, or carbon dioxide vapor. These materials actually separate into TWO different tails - a dust tail and a plasma tail made of ionized gas (the dust tail is far brighter because its solid particles reflect sunlight better than gases in the other tail. Being that they are each called a ‘tail,’ one would naturally infer that the particle trail would be located ‘behind’ the comet, that is to say that they would be located OPPOSITE the direction in which the comet is moving.
However, this is not the case. The tails are not created by the comet’s momentum, they are actually produced by energy from the Sun often referred to as the “solar wind.” The solar wind is what melts the ice and sublimates the comet’s frozen gases. The reason every comet tail faces away from the Sun is because this solar wind actually moves much faster than the speed of the comet itself. This is why some comets can be seen traveling INTO their own tails!
This is one of the most amazing thing’s Ive seen on Tumblr.
The awesome Aunty
The cool Uncle
The retarded Cousin
The retarded cousin’s friend
And the dog.
Yes, I feel that sharp, acrid, and unpleasant emotion right now.
How would I forget this last Genetics exam of ours, when the supposed answer is in BIOLOGY BY CAMPBELL?(brief background- the BEST BIOLOGY book I have)
Disorders Caused by Structurally Altered Chromosomes
- cri du chat - results from the deletion in chromosome 5.
- Philadelphia chromosome- chromosomal translocation of a small fragment of chromosome 9 and large portion of chromosome 22.
I will never forget these disorders again! ever!.