HAPPINESS DEPENDS UPON OURSELVES

Proud that I am!

thatneverendinglovestory:

i-procrastinated:

Fingernail method

Drinking method

In an iPod

Cellphone method

Notes behind hand

Written in hand

In thighs 

Back of your classmate

Sleeve

.

In your pen

In your bra

The easiest way….

i-procrastinated:

THIS.

people that actually don’t reblog this

aigooepicness:

erikamorales:

6weeks:

eveyannah:

1. Money can’t buy happiness but

somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…

2. Forgive your enemy, but

remember the motherfucker’s name.

3. Help a man when he is trouble & he will remember you

when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because

it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then,

neither does milk.

I need a drink.

Awesome.

ITS ILLEGAL?

This is my house:

These are my notes:

This is my room:

This is my closet:

This is my hair in the morning:

and this is me dreaming i have all these:

Look UP for inspiration.

Look DOWN for desperation.

Look LEFT AND RIGHT for information.

But, I’ll delete the third one because I don’t cheat :P

Just kidding= Something truth behind it.

I don’t know= A knowledge behind it.

I don’t care= Emotion behind it.

and

It’s okay= Pain behind it.

LOVE

=a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billions of other guys in the world.

too-drunk-to-dream:

i-dont-wanna-dance:

How to say Fuck You in 10 languages.

1. Kisama - Japanese

2. As to thialo - Greek

3. Dorme mecum - Latin

4. Javla - Swidish

5. Fick dich - German

6. Cao ni - Mandarin

7. Fuck you - English

8. Ssibal - Korean

9. Chodela - Hindi

10. PUTANG INA MONG HAYOP KANG ANIMAL KA MAMATAY KA NGAYON DIN PAKYU KA ULOL BOBO NANAY MO TANGA TATAY MO ULOL KA MAG PAKAYLANMAN! - Filipino

Filipino FTW! :))

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

godwoon:

hidemeaway:

bigbadquestionmark:

awesomesj:

MINDFUCKED. o.O

I say. O-O

studio art <3

This seems more than a bit counter-intuitive, so let me explain. A comet’s tails are made up of materials breaking of off it, such as water droplets, dust, or carbon dioxide vapor. These materials actually separate into TWO different tails - a dust tail and a plasma tail made of ionized gas (the dust tail is far brighter because its solid particles reflect sunlight better than gases in the other tail. Being that they are each called a ‘tail,’ one would naturally infer that the particle trail would be located ‘behind’ the comet, that is to say that they would be located OPPOSITE the direction in which the comet is moving.

However, this is not the case. The tails are not created by the comet’s momentum, they are actually produced by energy from the Sun often referred to as the “solar wind.” The solar wind is what melts the ice and sublimates the comet’s frozen gases. The reason every comet tail faces away from the Sun is because this solar wind actually moves much faster than the speed of the comet itself. This is why some comets can be seen traveling INTO their own tails!

franticdreams:

This is one of the most amazing thing’s Ive seen on Tumblr.

The awesome Aunty

The cool Uncle

The retarded Cousin

The retarded cousin’s friend

 

And the dog.

Yes, I feel that sharp, acrid, and unpleasant emotion right now.

How would I forget this last Genetics exam of ours, when the supposed answer is in BIOLOGY BY CAMPBELL?(brief background- the BEST BIOLOGY book I have)

Disorders Caused by Structurally Altered Chromosomes

• cri du chat - results from the deletion in chromosome 5.
• Philadelphia chromosome- chromosomal translocation of a small fragment of chromosome 9 and large portion of chromosome 22.

I will never forget these disorders again! ever!.

twistedtheory:

-imsuperjerkin:

Upper part..

Lower part..

LOL

I suddenly remembered the question, “Why can’t girls close their mouth when applying mascara?”